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FAQ
- Are they about bugs?
- How thick are they?
- Are they pro-Christian, or anti?
- Are they graphic novels?
- Illustrated full-length novels? Are you serious?
- Who will love them?
- Who will hate them?
- Which book should I read first?
- Should a mother read them to her son?
- Are there other books like them?
Q: Is the Gaia's Wasp series about bugs?
A: No.
Q: How big are they?
- Gaia's Wasp:159,000 words.
- Dandelion Slap:152,000 words.
- Sainthood in Sixty Seconds: 71,000 words.
Q: Are they pro-Christian?
A: All the Gaia's Wasp books are faith-builders, but not gentle ones. Dr. Jerk is a Christian sympathizer, but he's no Christian.
Q: Are they graphic novels?
A: No, they are feelustrated novels.
Q: Don't you know illustrated novels suck?
A: Yep. That's why the Wasp series is not illustrated. It only looks illustrated at first glance.
Q: Who will love them?
A: Me.
Q: Who will hate them?
A: Pussies.
Q: Which book should I read first?
A: Book 3, Sainthood in Sixty Seconds, will introduce you gently. If you like it rough, take the series in order, starting with Gaia's Wasp,
Q: Should a mother read them to her son?
A: Women are forbidden to read the Gaia's Wasp series.
Q: Are they like any other books I know?
A: Yes, here are a few.
- Harry Potter and the Fifty Shades of Grey
- Slave Girls of Ridgement High
- The Happy Hooker Versus Predator
