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FAQ

Q: Is the Gaia's Wasp series about bugs?

A: No.

Q: How big are they?

  1. Gaia's Wasp:159,000 words.
  2. Dandelion Slap:152,000 words.
  3. Sainthood in Sixty Seconds: 71,000 words.

Q: Are they pro-Christian?

A: All the Gaia's Wasp books are faith-builders, but not gentle ones. Dr. Jerk is a Christian sympathizer, but he's no Christian.

Q: Are they graphic novels?

A: No, they are feelustrated novels.

Q: Don't you know illustrated novels suck?

A: Yep. That's why the Wasp series is not illustrated. It only looks illustrated at first glance.

Q: Who will love them?

A: Me.

Q: Who will hate them?

A: Pussies.

Q: Which book should I read first?

A: Book 3, Sainthood in Sixty Seconds, will introduce you gently. If you like it rough, take the series in order, starting with Gaia's Wasp,

Q: Should a mother read them to her son?

A: Women are forbidden to read the Gaia's Wasp series.

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Q: Are they like any other books I know?

A: Yes, here are a few.

  • Harry Potter and the Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Slave Girls of Ridgement High
  • The Happy Hooker Versus Predator
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